Random Anti-Japanese IM

So I logged into QQ to see another anti-Japanese instant message floating about ---

学这么多年英语,突然发现一个有趣现象:
clever 聪明的
honest 诚实的
intelligent 智慧的
noble 高贵的
excellent 卓越的
smart 机灵的
elegant 优雅的
把以上这些英文字的头一个字母
放一起就是：Chinese---中国人
junk 垃圾
adult 色鬼
prostitute 婊子
ass 蠢驴
nasty 下流
evil 魔鬼
scamp 流氓
excrement 臭狗屎
把这些英文的第一个字母
放在一起就是：Japanese---日本人!
是中国人就在你的每一个群里发一次
真是佩服李白，在唐朝就知道骂日本人了:
日暮苍山兰舟小，
本无落霞缀清泉。
去年叶落缘分定，
死水微漾人却亡。
日 小
本 泉
去 定
死 亡
请让中国人骄傲一下


As a Chinese person myself, I find this to be rather a bit of 报喜不报忧. To be honest, I'm not exactly sure I'd describe Chinese people as a whole to be 1) honest 2) noble or 3) elegant. As for excellent, intelligent and smart, well, those attributed have to be proven over time and require a system that can channel human excellence into actions. As for clever? I'll definitely give Chinese people clever.

What are some other attributed one can apply en-mass to CHINESE if I were an anti-Chinese Japanese netizen:


C
Cultural Revolution
Copiers
Communist

H
Hived-minded
Hypocritical

I
Impoverished
Imperialistic

N
Nihilistic

E
Envious

S
Spitters
Smelly


Just a few to get started...